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literature quiz

Oscar Wilde: The Portrait of Dorian Gray. You are a
horror novel from the world of dandies, rich
pretty boys, art and aesthetics, and
intellectual debates between ethical people and
decadent pleasure-seekers. You value beauty and
pleasure but realize their dangers, as well.


Which literature classic are you?
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You're Holden Caulfield. You've grown up with very
high expectations to bear, and suddenly it all
seems too much to handle. Everyone and
everything seems phony to you, and you've
become wildly cynical. You're still desperate
to find meaning in the human relationships
around you, but no one seems to really
understand what you're all about.


What Character from Literature Are You?
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Human Virus Scanner

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Junkfood

Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Religion

Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Free BSD

The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

Brand Names

Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Environmentalism

Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Macintosh

Use a mouse with more than one button.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (95%)

Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Politics (95%)

Stop caring!

X11 (60%)

I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.

Computer Games (60%)

Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Scan yourself now