Human Virus Scanner

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Junkfood

Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Religion

Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Free BSD

The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

Brand Names

Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Environmentalism

Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Macintosh

Use a mouse with more than one button.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (95%)

Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Politics (95%)

Stop caring!

X11 (60%)

I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.

Computer Games (60%)

Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Scan yourself now